How To Give the Bad News

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A son's cagey trick

Submitted: April 11, 2014

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How To Give the Bad News

By Elton Camp

To parents, there’s bad news to deliver
It makes the adolescent child shiver

“My dad is surely going to kill me
Unless some special trick I can see”

“You’re irresponsible!” he will say
“How can you do family this way!”

Son hit up on a wily scheme
It worked just like a dream

“Dad, my girlfriend’s in a family way”
Is what the teenager proceeded to say

In outage, the parent began to yell
About to give his son hottest hell

“Hey, that was nothing but a joke.
I failed my bio exam,” he spoke

With a huge sigh of relief
His Dad gave him no grief

 

 


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