If It Tastes Good Spit It Out

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Maybe being fat isn't so bad

Submitted: August 12, 2013

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If It Tastes Good Spit It Out

 

By Elton Camp

 

Some diets for weight control

Fat-free, sugar-free do extol

Those who wouldn’t be fat

May have to eat a lot of that

 

Bran cereal that tastes like hay

And there’s even more to say

A muffin that is fat-free

Tastes very bad to me

 

With a salad I’m not thrilled

With E. coli, it may be filled

From now on, you must lack

A luscious, juicy Big Mac

 

French fries you eat no more

Their fat and sodium to abhor

Never think you can try

A slice of chocolate pie

 

Also quite hard to take

No more red velvet cake

The diet rule to recall

If good, don’t eat at all

 


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