Modern Driver Education -- a Satire

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Teaching necessary skills to drivers

Submitted: January 29, 2014

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Modern Driver Education

By Elton Camp

The driving school wanted to be up to date
Though current trends the teacher did hate

The boss said, “If in your job you’d stay,
You must doing things the modern way.”

Not wanting to face the unemployment line
The instructor very reluctantly said, “Fine”

He taught students the sneaky way to text
How to apply makeup while driving, next

Then how to eat with one hand while you drive
And to sip from a cup while still staying alive

Also he showed how to effectively use the radio
And the way to consult the GPS while on the go

Plus how to avoid a law enforcement trap
For driving while downloading an app

Demonstrating, so strange it made him feel,
Doing an obscene sign, one hand on the wheel

 


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