Paranoid Pete Is Prepared

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Status: Finished  |  Genre: Humor  |  House: Booksie Classic
He's ready for whatever comes

Submitted: September 30, 2013

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Paranoid Pete Is Prepared

 

By Elton Camp

 

Pete knows that catastrophe is on the way

Just what it will be, he really can’t say

 

Maybe the government with guns on hips

Or perhaps even a zombie apocalypse

 

Aliens might invade Earth from outer space

Or it could be communists he has to face

 

His home bunker is fixed and ready to go

Peter has guns plus bombs ready to blow

 

“Whoever messes with me or mine

Will scrape buckshot from his behind!”

 

Also, his vehicle is a really safe place

Weapons, lights and metal to encase

 

“The president’s limo ain’t got nothing on me

Because I’m plumb ready to fight or to flee.”

 

Try to tell Pete these things are needless to do

And he’ll reply, “I see that you’re in on it too!”

 


© Copyright 2020 Elton Camp. All rights reserved.

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