Show God How Much You Care?

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Assure yourself of a blessing

Submitted: May 21, 2014

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Submitted: May 21, 2014



Pass the Loot

By Elton Camp

In God’s name he speaks, he will begin
The elegant TV preacher with rapturous grin

He holds a fancy cloth over which he prayed
He wants you to have it, but only if he’s paid

Just rub it over any place where you feel sick
And the illness will surely vanish that quick

Your “love gift” must be at least fifty dollars
Else you have no faith, the preacher hollers

Your contribution is needed to stay on the air
Send it in and show God how much you care

If you don’t respond then your faith is weak
Certainly not the kind God will bless or seek

So show God just how much you believe
The “reverend” your gift will gladly receive

Your Social Security check would be better
So immediately send it along with your letter


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