The Girls' Night Out

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Status: Finished  |  Genre: Humor  |  House: Booksie Classic

The evening didn't turn out like they had hoped

 

The Girls’ Night Out

By Elton Camp

Fifi and Lulu are for a night on the town
They’re intending to carouse all around

Because they are both in heat
Two boy dogs they hope to meet

Fifi an English bulldog does prefer
For Lulu, a Great Dane’s right for her

Things are more likely to turn out right
If they can manage to smell a delight

Fifi just adores the odor of cow pat
Lulu likes dead cat more than that

Each gives her perfume a spray
And they are quickly on the way

The evening promises to be fine
An ideal time for sniffing behind

Seeing the bitches on the prowl
Both Biff and Rex began to howl

Because food the group was needing
Soon from a garbage can were feeding

Now mate with us, the two did beg
Sadly, the fellows had humped a leg

 


Submitted: January 15, 2014

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