The Practical Joker

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Status: Finished  |  Genre: Horror  |  House: Booksie Classic

Practical jokes are foolishly dangerous

 

The Practical Joker

 

By Elton Camp

 

Joe, by a paving contractor, was employed

Practical jokes were what he most enjoyed

 

When an extra pair of boots he spied

Another of his inane tricks he tried

 

With paving he covered the tops well

And then with panic Joe began to yell

 

“Somebody help!” is what he cried

“It looks like a workman has died!”

 

“His poor body I have just located.

With paving he’s been suffocated!”

 

The foreman ran from the construction shack

At the horrible sight he was taken aback

 

He suddenly said, “I don’t feel very well.”

Clutching his chest, to his knees he fell

 

This was the last practical joke Joe tried

Due to his stupidity, the foreman died

 

Proverbs 26: 18, 19 – “As a mad man who casteth firebrands, arrows and death, So is the man that deceiveth his neighbour, and saith, Am not I in sport?”

 


Submitted: November 27, 2013

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AckermanChris

Hahaha.. Fail :) I really enjoyed it! Thanks :))

Wed, November 27th, 2013 10:47pm

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Thanks for reading. I didn't get any reads on my most recent posts and was wondering if they were showing up. Elton

Wed, November 27th, 2013 2:52pm

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