Too Much Fuss Over a Baby

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Status: Finished  |  Genre: Humor  |  House: Booksie Classic
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Submitted: July 16, 2013

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Too Much Fuss Over a Baby

 

By Elton Camp

 

The royal cervix will open wide

Out a prince or princess will slide

 

Red, wrinkled, ugly as hell

Nobody dares the truth tell

 

The royal vernix on royal skin

A messy way for life to begin

 

Gender may be hard to determine

If it’s born wearing royal ermine

 

With a royal frown on its face

To minister, servants will race

 

With its royal fate decreed,

It’s what the British need

 

Another economic parasite

To add to the royal blight

 


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