Up Or Down?

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Status: Finished  |  Genre: Humor  |  House: Booksie Classic

The toilet seat controversy

Up or Down?

By Elton Camp

Woman makes a demand
Quite unreasonable to man

Every reason she can see
To lower the seat after a pee

Lest she enters with a dash
And her buttocks go splash

Woman, look before you sit
If not, then don’t have a fit

Be glad no surprise you get
And find the seat all wet!

So please show some gratitude
Quit being unreasonably rude

Submitted: July 20, 2015

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H. Adams

This fantastic piece of poetry deals with a problem that needs more attention... this is amazing. I deal with this on a daily basis, and I know thousands upon thousands of others do too. Well done.

Mon, July 20th, 2015 1:50am


I live with two women. Entire wars have been fought over this issue. My suggestion is to do as I do--put the seat down each time. (Although the splash of a female posterior can be pretty funny!) Elton

Sun, July 19th, 2015 7:31pm

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