Up or Down?
By Elton Camp
Woman makes a demand
Quite unreasonable to man
Every reason she can see
To lower the seat after a pee
Lest she enters with a dash
And her buttocks go splash
Woman, look before you sit
If not, then don’t have a fit
Be glad no surprise you get
And find the seat all wet!
So please show some gratitude
Quit being unreasonably rude
© Copyright 2020 Elton Camp. All rights reserved.
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This fantastic piece of poetry deals with a problem that needs more attention... this is amazing. I deal with this on a daily basis, and I know thousands upon thousands of others do too. Well done.
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I live with two women. Entire wars have been fought over this issue. My suggestion is to do as I do--put the seat down each time. (Although the splash of a female posterior can be pretty funny!) Elton
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