Up Or Down?

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The toilet seat controversy

Submitted: July 19, 2015

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Up or Down?

By Elton Camp

Woman makes a demand
Quite unreasonable to man

Every reason she can see
To lower the seat after a pee

Lest she enters with a dash
And her buttocks go splash

Woman, look before you sit
If not, then don’t have a fit

Be glad no surprise you get
And find the seat all wet!

So please show some gratitude
Quit being unreasonably rude


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