Women Have Some Nerve!

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Toilet seat up or down?

Submitted: February 10, 2014

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Women Have Some Nerve!

By Elton Camp

Those selfish women!  Confound ’em
Think the world revolves around ’em

It seems that no matter what they say
They expect to have things their way

On one issue, men must concede defeat
That’s the “up or down” on the toilet seat

She shows no appreciation that I can see
She should be grateful he raises it to pee

Instead, she will continually fume and fuss
If it isn’t lowered she’ll then begin to cuss

What right has she to pitch fits
If she doesn’t look before she sits

For him to laugh would be too rash
On hearing her behind go splash

Thus, it’s better for him to give in
If he wants to keep her as a friend

 


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