Your Baby Is Really Ugly

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Your Baby Is Really Ugly

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Your Baby Is Really Ugly Your Baby Is Really Ugly

Poem by: Elton Camp

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Genre: Humor

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A truth better unspoken.

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A truth better unspoken.

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Submitted: July 11, 2013

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Your Baby Is Really Ugly

 

By Elton Camp

 

At no time and in no way

Will anyone these words say

 

For electing to tell the truth

In such a case is too uncouth

 

Wise folks play the praise game

Even when the words sound lame

 

Tell the parents what they’d hear

Or never again, to them, come near

 

The baby’s head come to a point

And its nose looks out of joint

 

Plus, it is terribly cross-eyed

And couldn’t smile if it tried

 

There’s nothing that it can do

Except from its orifices spew

 

Spindly leg and undeveloped arm

Blue skin should sound an alarm

 

But if the truth you ever dare to tell

Expect to hear, “You can go to hell.”

 

If words you are compelled to utter,

“Oh, how cute,” you’d better mutter

 


© Copyright 2016 Elton Camp. All rights reserved.

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