The Freudian Theory

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Hi writers this poem is a reply to Carol Ann Duffy's poem Frau Freud. The poem that consists euphamisms for the penis, this poem uses the same technique but for the vagina. My English teacher says its the best thing I have written all year.


The Freudian Theory

Gentlemen let us cut to the chase you have all

Had many experiences of the abyss, the bottomless pit,

The cunt and the dent, of the gash and the slash,

The bap and the badly wrapped kebab; many have

Boasted of seeing the gleaming mound of Venus

Mother Theresa, the postage stamp and the zone.

Don't get me wrong, I see nothing wrong with the

Bermuda triangle, the bitchcake and the bizzle.

The beaver, the bunny, the pussy, the twat,

I see no problem with that.

But the best case of china in the average vagina -

Is the one-thing you gentlemen never will know,

Is the look on your faces.....

when it says NO!


Submitted: May 26, 2007

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Marvel Gumshoe

...when it says no...brilliant

Tue, May 29th, 2007 4:19pm


Thanks Marvel

Tue, May 29th, 2007 10:17am

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