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Paranoid Android

Poem by: Emmie x

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One item I'm not so keen to buy ;)

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Submitted: November 17, 2012

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Submitted: November 17, 2012

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Paranoid Android
The new panicking phone
It sends its self messages
To ask if it is home


 


It doesn’t want to leave the box
In case it gets a scratch
It’s starting to worry me
I might send it back


 

It said ‘the best’ in the advert
But now I’m not so sure
All it does is panic
It’s scaring the people next door


I think it knows it has a backlight
But it never use that
It dings every second
If it’s near the cat

 

Paranoid android
The new panicking phone


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One item I'm not so keen to buy ;)

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