What's up, Doc?

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Status: Finished  |  Genre: Humor  |  House: Booksie Classic
elderly couple at the doctor's

Submitted: March 16, 2014

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WHAT’S UP DOC?
The sun is up and it’s riding so high
Fluffy clouds are adorning the sky

But for Jim and his wife, there’s no joy
As they fearfully look at Doctor Malloy

Dreading what he was about to reveal
Their foreboding hard to conceal

But now the examination’s over and done
Gone’s the prodding and the probing, gone’s the fun

Doc Malloy haws and hums and fidgets some more
Then finally says: “I cannot say for sure

Bring some sperm and some stool for my test
And some urine then you can go have a rest”

Jim, being deaf through and through,
Says: “What was that, I pray you?”

And before Doc Malloy makes himself clear,
His wife shouts: “DOC NEEDS YOUR UNDERWEAR, DEAR!”


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