My Analogy

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Status: Finished  |  Genre: Fan Fiction  |  House: Booksie Classic
In my mind, boys are meat. And like meat, they are graded accordingly. Grade E; no attractiveness whatsoever. Grade D; I can deal with them. Grade B; just right in all categories. Grade A; the best, can’t get enough of them. Grade AA; swoon-able and drool-worthy. Grade AAA; future husbands, if I were to believe in marriage. There’s one more grade that’s the highest of them all. Only the best of the best get the opportunity to be graded as prime. Draco Malfoy is prime meat.

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My Analogy

Submitted: July 20, 2010

In my mind, boys are meat. And like meat, they are graded accordingly. Grade E; no attractiveness whatsoever. Grade D; I can deal with them. Grade B; just right in all categories. Grade A; the best, can’t get enough of them. Grade AA; swoon-able and drool-worthy. Grade AAA; future husbands, if I were to believe in marriage. There’s one more grade that’s the highest of them all. Only the best of the best get the opportunity to be graded as prime. Draco Malfoy is prime meat. Read Chapter

Submitted: July 21, 2010

I sat in the Slytherin change room before our tryouts. I usually don’t get nervous, but today I’m practically shitting my pants. ... Read Chapter