- Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking
- Set all the alarm clocks in House wares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
- Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
- Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens
- Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
- Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
- Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them if they bring pillows from the bedding department
- When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
- Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
- While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.
- Skip around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme song.
- In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different sized funnels.
- Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME! PICK ME!"
- When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO NO! It's those voices again!"
- Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while, and then yell very loudly, "There's no toilet paper in here!"
- Wear a U.S. Immigration hat and stare at people speaking Spanish
- get a cart full of stuff then get to the checkout line let the cashier check out everything then say you only want the pack of gum
- get a cart full of stuff let the cashier check it out then hand her a $1 bill when they say it isn't enough grab it back and draw zero's on it with a sharpie when they sa they can't take it
look offended and stomp off
- walk up to the employee and ask about an inexistent product when they say theres no such thing explain why you need it then start sniffling and run off
- put a fake on sale sign up or buy 1 get ___ free
- get a bunch of stuff and set it up in front of a manikin and pretend to worship it then walk away
- ask where the walls are and when the employee says there isn't any walls argue with them
- a teen boy and girl stand outside pretending they are about to get married and say hello to everyone thinking they are guests (introduce male adults as uncle Ernie female adults as aunt rosie
young girls as susie young boys as jonny male seniors as grampa howard and female seniors as gramma louise)
- go up to the doors as they open and act amazed keep walking back and forth until an employee looks at you funny
- announce over the intercom that there is an international crisis then when people start panicking say Just Kidding then run away and act casual
- a man walks into the womens underwear and puts on a bright oversized bra then he walks around asking people if he looks pretty
- put a walkie talkie in a bunch of thongs and stand a feww aisles away when a man walks buy call into the walkie talkie "BUYME" the man will probably look confused and ask "ME?" you say
"YESYOU!NOWBUYME!" hell look over at the thongs pick up and pair and while walking off hell mutter "Now what ami going to do with this?"
- grab a gun, then making sure some ladies are watching you walk into the bathroom muttering to yourself, spill red dye everywhere and make a sound like agunshot thensneak out the window, when
the ladies get freaked out because they think you killed yourself they'll rush into the bathroom notice you are gone and might call the cops
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