Frozen Lights

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Status: Finished  |  Genre: Humor  |  House: Booksie Classic
Twilight spoof movie script.

Submitted: June 20, 2010

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Characters::

Humans-- Bella, Charlie, Renee, Jessica, Mike, Angelia

Cullens-- Edward, Alice, Jasper, Rosalie, Emmett, Esme, Carlisle

Werewolf Pack-- Jacob, Billy, others (named but unimportant)

Vampires-- James, Laurent, Victoria

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Preface

Music playing in background (Monster, by Lady Gaga), all characters dancing, pause at each character as they are introduced

Act ONE, Scene ONE

Characters-- Bella and the Cullens (minus Esme and Carlisle) Setting-- a dark room, presumably in the Cullen house, characters in a circle moving camera as each person speaks

Bella: *sniffle* \"So it was stupid...\"

Rosalie: \"Is there a 'but' in that sentence?\"

Emmett: \"Of course there is Rose! Let my love finish!\"

Bella: *frowning* \"Actually, there wasn't. But I can make some shit up like I always do.\"

Edward: *yawning* \"Yeah, do it.\"

Alice: *shuttering/twitching then opens eyes after about a minute of this* \"Wow, that was a strong one.\"

Jasper: *head in hands* \"Why have an orgasm in public, Alice?\"

Bella: *ignoring Jasper* \"What did you see, Alice?\"

Alice: *shakes head*

Rosalie: \"What? Was it Edward and Bella together?\" *laughing*

Emmett: *glares at Rosalie* \"Or was it Edward and Rose?\"

Alice: *open mouthed* \"Jasper was right, it was nothing.\"

Jasper stands up and leaves, Alice following, a door shuts

Emmett: *back to the camera, arms around himself, making kissing noises, turns around grinning*

Rosalie: *looking disgusted* \"Back to Bella being stupid....\"

Bella: *dancing in seat, singing in a scratchy voice* \"Pink, it's my new obsession. Pink, it's not even a question. Pink, on the lips of your lover...\"

Rosalie *signs while Bella is still singing and stands up and leaves*

Edward and Emmett: \"Wow.\" *Emmett, in awe. Edward, in disgust*

BLACK OUT


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