I'm Still A Guy

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I'm Still A Guy
When you see a deer you see Bambi
And I see antlers up on the wall
When you see a lake you think picnic
And I see a large mouth up under that log

Submitted: May 30, 2008

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I'm Still A Guy

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When you see a deer you see Bambi

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And I see antlers up on the wall

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When you see a lake you think picnic

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And I see a large mouth up under that log

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You're probably thinking that you're going to change me
In some ways well maybe you might
Scrub me down, dress me up but no matter what
I'm still a guy

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When you see a priceless French painting

I see a drunk, naked girl

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You think that riding a wild bull sounds crazy
And I'd like to give it a whirl

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Well love makes a man do some things he ain't proud of
And in a weak moment I might walk your sissy dog,

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hold your purse at the mall

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But remember, I'm still a guy


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I'll pour out my heart

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Hold your hand in the car

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Write a love song that makes you cry

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Then turn right around knock some jerk to the ground
'Cause he copped a feel as you walked by

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I can hear you now talking to your friends
Saying, "Yeah girls he's come a long way"
From dragging his knuckles and carrying a club
And building a fire in a cave

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But when you say a backrub means only a backrub
Then you swat my hand when I try

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Well, what can I say at the end of the day
Honey, I'm still a guy


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I'll pour out my heart
Hold your hand in the car
Write a love song that makes you cry
Then turn right around knock some jerk to the ground
'Cause he copped a feel as you walked by

These days there's dudes getting facials

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Manicured, waxed and botoxed

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With deep spray-on tans and creamy lotiony hands
You can't grip a tacklebox

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With all of these men lining up to get neutered

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It's hip now to be feminized
I don't highlight my hair
I've still got a pair

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Yeah honey, I'm still a guy

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Oh my eyebrows ain't plucked

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There's a gun in my truck

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Oh thank God, I'm still a guy

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