The Colorectal Surgeon

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We praise the colo-rectal surgeon
Misunderstood and much maligned
Slaving away in the heart of darkness
Working where the sun don’t shine

Submitted: May 31, 2008

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We praise the colo-rectal surgeon
Misunderstood and much maligned
Slaving away in the heart of darkness
Working where the sun don’t shine


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Respect the colo-rectal surgeon
it’s a calling few would crave
Lift up your hands and join us
Let’s all do the finger wave


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When it comes to spreading joy
There are many techniques
Some spread joy to the world
and others just spread cheeks


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Some may think the cardiologist
is their best friend
But the colo-rectal surgeon knows….
He’ll get you in the end.


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Why the colo-rectal surgeon
it’s one of those mysterious things
Is it because in that profession
There are always openings?


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When I first met a colo-rectal surgeon
He did not quite understand
I said, “Hey it’s nice to meet you
But do you mind we don’t shake hands?”


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He sailed right thru medical school
Because he was a wizz
But he never thought of psychology
tho he read passages


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A Doctor he once said to me
For golf he loved to play
But this not quite what he meant
By 18 holes a day.


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We praise the colo-rectal surgeon
Misunderstood and much maligned
Slaving away in the heart of darkness
Working where the sun don’t shine

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