too lazy for pissin

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Status: Finished  |  Genre: Humor  |  House: Booksie Classic
this poem is about holding your pee in too long

Submitted: February 12, 2013

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thoughts are twisted.

time is racein.

laying in bed.

mind is wasted.

eyes are glazed.

feelings are hazed.

just get out of bed!

but im too lazy.

drool on the pellow.

startin to see yellow.

just get out of bed!

but im too lazy.

tossing and turning.

blatter too full.

clamping it off.

floor is too cold.

just a little longer.

ill put it on hold.

cant wait any longer.

exposed to the cold.

now its even harder for me to hold.

crossing my legs potty dancing the whole way.

made it to the door holding that vice grip pinch.

the damn doors locked! son of a bitch.

yelling for help that fell apon def ears.

damn it !

havnt had to piss this bad in years.

bangin on the door regretin those beers.

fuck the door i see a hat! ill piss in that and blame it on the cat.

feeling so much better but wait a minute.... hey!

we dont have a cat and i pissed on my own damn hat!


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