12 Pains of Christmas by Bob Rivers

Poem by: Faith Writer

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I'm not sure everyone knows this song, but it's funny. The song is by Bob Rivers.

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Submitted: December 05, 2012

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The first thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me.

Is finding a Christmas tree.

 

The second thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me.

Rigging up the lights.

And finding a Christmas tree.

 

The third thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me.

Hangovers.

Rigging up the lights.

And finding a Christmas tree.

 

The fourth thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me.

Sending Christmas cards.

Hangovers

Rigging up the lights

And finding a Christmas tree.

 

The fifth thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me.

Five months of bills.

Sending Christmas cards.

Hangovers.

Rigging up the lights.

And finding a Christmas tree.

 

The sixth thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me.

Facing my in laws.

Five months of bills.

Oh, I hate these Christmas cards!

Hangovers.

Rigging up these lights.

And finding a Christmas tree.

 

The seventh thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me.

The Salvation Army.

Facing my in laws.

Five months of bills.

Sending Christmas cards.

Oh, geez!

I'm tryin to rig up these lights !

And finding a Christmas tree.

 

The eighth thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me.

Charites.

And Whataya mean "Your in-laws?!!!"

Five months of bills.

Ach, making out these cards.

Honey,get me a beer, huh?

What, we have no extension cords ???

And finding a Christmas tree.

 

The ninth thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me.

Finding parking spaces.

DADDY, I WANT SOME CANDY!!!!

Donations!

Facing my in laws, Five months of bills!

Writing out these Christmas cards.

Hangovers!

Now why the heck are they blinking?!?!

And finding a Christmas tree.

 

The tenth thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me.

"Batteries Not Included"

No parking spaces.

"BUY ME SOMETHIN "

Get a job ya bum!

Facing my in laws.

Five months of bills!

Sending Christmas cards.

Oh geez, look at this!

One light goes out they all go out !!!!

 

The eleventh thing of Christmas that's such a pain to me.

Stale Tv Speicals.

"Batteries Not Included"

No parking spaces. 

Dad, I Gotta Go To The Bathroom!!

Charities.

She's a witch...I hate her!!

Five months of bills.

Oh, I don't even know half these people!!!

Oh, who's got the toilet paper, huh?

Get a flashlight....I blew a fuse!!

And finding a Christmas tree.

 

The twelfth thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me.

Singing Christmas carols.

Stale Tv Specials.

"Batteries Not Included"

No Parking!?!

WAAAAHHH!!

Charites.

Gotta make 'em dinner.

Five months of bills.

I'm not sending them out this year, that's it !!

Shut up, you!!

Fine you're so smart, you rig up the lights!!!

And finding a Christmas tree.


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