The First Epic Adventures of Butt Crack Villa and Poopy Doofburger

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The First Epic Adventures of Butt Crack Villa and Poopy Doofburger. Poopy and Butt Crack are teenagers but can mistake them as kids with bad names. This the first story.

Submitted: April 11, 2012

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“Hey Butt Crack you heard what happenin’ today?” Poopy Doofburger said

“No Poos whats is happening today” Butt Crack Villa asked

“Well Butt Crack I’m going to sing ‘Just the way you are’ by Bruno Mars next in the talent show!”

“No possible way I loves Bruno Mars!!! I want to Marry him! Look how THIS sound when we get married Mrs. Butt Crack Mars and Mr. Bruno Mars.”

“HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA THAT IS THE FUNNIEST THING EVER HEARD!!” Nickel Head Booger said making Butt Crack jump.

“I OD loves Bruno Mars,” Butt Crack said jumping up and down “When we met it would be in his concerts!”

Nickel and Poopy started laughing

“Its not like he is coming.” They say

“But its his song and if you mess this up I will personal kill until blood in anywhere!” Nickel snorted as Poopy just shake his head

“Ok lets go I have to get ready Butt crack.”

“Good Luck Poos!!’ Butt Cracker said

“Thanks.” Poopy said

“Break a leg!” Nickel said

“Thanks.” Poopy said going on the stage

Man I hope that he doesn’t mess up!

”I’m Poopy Doofburger and I’m going to be singing “just the way you are” by Bruno Mars in a mess up version hope you like it” Poopy said.

THE MESS UP VERISION! WHAT DOES HE MEAN BY THAT?

There was murmurs going around the audience and the people running the talent show look confused but then the music stared rolling in so everyone settled down and wait.

“Her eyes Her eyes make the stars look like they are shining

Her hair Her hair falls napiply without her trying

She so horrible and I tell her every day

Yeah I know know when I insult her will believe me

Its so Its so excited she sees what I see

But

When I see your face there are a lot of things I would change

Cause you are ugly just the way you are

And when you smile the whole world stops and turn around

Cause you are dusty just the way you are”

“Poopy Tippy Doofburger to the office now!” The principal said

Most people were laughing like Poopy, few of Bruno Mars future wives were angry like Butt Crack. And so people who didn’t know what dust mean just look confused with crook faces.

“To people would don’t know what dusty means it means that the person is dirty and nasty at the same time” Poopy said before running off the office. The people with the crooked faces started laughing and even Bruno Mars wives started laughing. Butt Crack Too!

WELL THAT ONE OF THE EPIC ADVENTURES OF BUTT CRACK AND POOPY FEAUTRING NICKEL HEAD!!!ECOND

A/N i WAS BORED SO I DID THIS HOPE YOU LIKE SOME OR ALL OF IT . DON'T WOORRY I WRITE THE SECOND ADVENTURE! tHANK LIKE AND COMMENT AND TELL ME WHAT I CAN DO TO MAKE THIS BETTER. i STARTING S FIRST SHORT STORIES THEN NOVELS BUT REALLY ENJOY THIS. AND IF YOU ARE COMMENTING BUT TRY NOT TO BE HURTFUL. i KNOW THERE ARE ALOT OF WRONG SPELLING AND GRAMMER WHICH IS MY WEAKNESS.


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