Do you want to know what

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Would you like to know what?

Submitted: January 17, 2017

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Submitted: January 17, 2017

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When I was in grade school, 1966-1973 we had a saying "hey you want to know what?" we whispered into someone's ear.

"Hey, Fish man do you want to know What?"

 "Why yes, if he is an excellent person and if he is easy to get along with yes I would very much like to get to know What."

  "What are you talking about Fish Man?"

"What."

"What about What?"

"You asked me if I wanted to get to know What."

"What!"

"You asked me if I wanted to get to know What."

"What? What is not a person."

"If What is not a person why did you ask me if I wanted to get to know What?

"What is not a person What is juicy information."

"Why would What share juicy information with me when I do not even know who What is?

"Oh, Fish Man What are you talking about?!"

"If What is not a person but instead is juicy information What kind of juice is he V8?"

"WHAT!?"

"Is What Swiss mocha, pineapple juice, grape juice What kind of juice is What!?

"Fish Man What is not a fruit juice."

"Aha, I knew it all along when you asked me if I would like to know What I said if he is easy to get along with and is a nice person yes I would like to get to know What!

"Oh, Fish Man What is not a person and What is not juicy information."

"So my friend who or What is What?  Be careful if you say the word What again I will punch you in the eye."

"Oh, Fish Man What was this all about?"

"I warned ya." smack "Ouch thanks a lot, chump." smack smack "Ouch."

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