The fishers from benieth

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Status: Finished  |  Genre: Humor  |  House: FISH MAN

We all have a price what's yours?

"odjr ;u. .l4 [dlw. lkw .i'r."  Translation "What are you using for bait?"

" , UC [dlw. o $10 pixx."  Translation "I am using a ten dollar bill."

 ".l4 nl'sc /l46;v .7,dvf?"  Translation "You think that's enough?"

 "Cm,; ,d ;, bjif0 8ilde lw7n ;4f."  Translation "Cast it up there let's find out."

 Willow and her friends were having a picnic.

 Her girlfriend Susie saw a ten dollar bill blowing by them headed for the sea "look" she blurted out "a ten dollar bill."

 Nobody paid any attention it disappeared into the sea.

 "odjr lbh? o $100 pixx nlir wl6tn ixw4t i;zx"  Translation "What now?" "A $100 dollar bill it works every time."

"Cm,; ,d ;, bjifo"  Translation "Cast it up there."  

As Willow and her friends Susie and Mary enjoyed lunch, the three of them noticed a $100 bill blowing by them at once all three girls launched themselves towards the bill.

 They began tugging on one another holding each other back there was hair pulling, punching, clawing.

  Susie broke lose she grabbed the $100 bill standing on a rock in her red dress facing the sea shouting. "IT'S MINE! ALL MINE!!" Then she was dragged into the sea.

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Submitted: February 12, 2017

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Kossettes Novellettes

That was seriously creative nice work

Sun, February 12th, 2017 7:43pm

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Thank you, it was fun glad you liked it.
FISH MAN

Sun, February 12th, 2017 12:59pm

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