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Status: Finished  |  Genre: Jokes  |  House: Booksie Classic

I was working on fixing a boat called "Fujimo!" and thought to my self "Geee It kinda sounds Japanese" well I was wrong

I was called to fix a boat that had a weird name
after finding the problem the fuel pump was to blame
he had come a long ways with a bit to go
and the name of the boat was "Fujimo"

I pondered the name, while working on my knees
thought to myself "it kinda sounds japanees"
the owner had gone to town for beef and sour crout
but when he got back I'd ask to find out

when he arrived his story sounded the same
then he told me who the name was to blame
and when I gave him the bill he started to pout
it means "F__K you Jane I'm moving out!"

by Capt. Mike

Submitted: March 12, 2011

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Katherine Knight

lol :D

Fri, April 1st, 2011 8:19pm

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