The Boat Washer

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Status: Finished  |  Genre: Humor  |  House: Booksie Classic

"so ya wants a funny from when Captain Mike was young"
"well you'z will laugh so hard you might bite ya tonge!"

 when I was a young lad trying to make a start
"I got with an Idea!" while composing a fart
I didn't want to work hard to be rich
started washing boats with a sail's pitch

thought if I opened there'd be a big mob
the turth of it I couldn't even buy a job
would start every morning at 8 o clock
and tried to wash a boat on the dock

the business start was such a pain
boats where being washed by just the rain
after two months no money to dangle
I started looking at a new angle

I loved the world I'm never mean
I desided to take my business green
then it happend as sudden as a cough
"the whole darn thing just took off!"

with ten employee's and two 2 hire
I finaly got the money I desire
"It was my angle!" it wasn't luck
even had two vans and a truck

then like planned every where I go
into my pockets the money would flow
alot of profit for a dirty deed
"I made it all with a little bird seed!"

by Cap-pin Mike


Submitted: March 12, 2011

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