You'll laugh so hard yaz gut'z will hurt!

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Status: Finished  |  Genre: Humor  |  House: Booksie Classic
It's a poem about the name of the first sailboat I lived on. The name was so funny that a picture of it was in a bunch of different sail mag's anywhooos come has a laugh on your old Captain Mike

Submitted: March 12, 2011

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I was sleeping in bed one sunday morn
and I was dreaming of Islands and the trees they adorn
I was on the bow of a sailboat
looking thru a brass scope


checkin out the ladies on the beaches
with skin that looked like peaches
and though it wasn,t a quater to eleven
I thought for sure I must be in heaven

then all of a sudden WACK!!!!
everything went black
I said "This ant where I am!"
thats the bottom of my frying pan


being held my wife
who I called the antichrist
was waking me up early that day
in the most hurtful of ways


she yelled"go dig a darn ditch
you good for nothing son of a B____!"
well my face was still stinging
and the frying pan was a swinging


so I grabbed my coffee pot
and said "thanks a fricking lot!"
I heard the frying pan hit the floor
as I ran out the front door


well with my coffee and my thong
I got the newspaper off the front lawn
I looked in the window and saw my wife,s fat abs
then I turned the paper to the want ads


now I don,t know if it floats
but theres a fella in here selling his sailboat
it did seem strange
cause "that things in my price range!"


then without a doupt
I got in my truck to check it out
well the owners face was angry and long!
then I realized "darn I'm still wearing my thong!"


but I did like his boat
and sure enough it did float
so I said"what the heck
hey bo will u take a check?"


within a minute I won the bid
and sail away with her I did
never looking back was not a sin
I just let the antichrist win


then to spite my old spouse
I called my boat "SHE GOT THE HOUSE!"

by Capt. Mike


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