Grandma the Skater

Grandma the Skater

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A funny story riddle
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A funny story riddle

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Submitted: March 12, 2010

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Submitted: March 12, 2010

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There was an old lady. Who often went skating. At the park the boys thought she was strange. Her brother Tod. Dropped her off when he went to work. As for her she never earned a quarter in life. But she took nice flight at the skateboard place. She could twist in air. She created her own move called the Mcflaire. During the scare. Of Grandma jumping chairs. Like a professional skateborder. People started rumoring. And talking bad about her fads. Saying she was fake. And that she should stay home and bake. Little did they know that soon she would save the day. On wendsday there was a man who had a knife. Smothered with future blood of another fight. He would stick it through anyone who would try to go by. She saw the criminal, Took her board and swung for the head. Of a evil minded 70 year old kid. Thwack! it hit into action as soon as it went flying through the sky. And landing below his hair line. Knock down smacking his head to the ground. He couldn't scare her. Or anyone more any longer. He was out cold. And lost hold of the knive.As she kindly skimmed his name in her skateboard. Third one this week .Said a police guy standing buy. Thats right she replied. Writing down her brother, Sweeney Todd.


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