Out The Emergency Exit
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Article by: FreshmanMeighan2010
Ok, this girl Sam was drunk. She was with 3 other people. She was having fun and dancing around,and giving a guy a lap dance. Well this would probley be her last night of partying. My mom owns a party bus and there's an emergency exit in the back that has 2 bar's you have to play with to open......We (my dad and I) were driving down main street and we hear "omg this girl fell out the door" so me being me Ilook and the door's swinging open like no other.
We stop as if we hit a little kid....she took the 20 pound speaker with her?! She was laying in the middle of main street with a BIG puddle around her....My dad thought it was blood he thought she died.....what was it? It sure wasn't her guts...it was her beer!!! She leaned up and looked around acten all mad...surrounded by 5 cops and 3 emt's she took a drink of her half full beer...Then the cop took it out of her hand and dumped it out...Now one of her friend's lost her ID in the seat and it was laying under the cop car....she didn't even care to check on her friend, but when she saw that ID she was like "MY ID I CANGODRINK!!!!"
Sam still laying on the ground without her beer, was like wow.....and the emt's took her to the hospital and you would think she'd be done drinking...NOPE I saw her yesterday with a skanky outfit and flats and what do you know.....ABEER waiting on their bus to get there......bar close time she was walking toward a bus and fell.
My mom went and picked up the police report today...and 99.9% of the cops agreed that their was no other way to open the door because there's NOhandle's on the inside or out....so it wasn't an axcident...what do you think???? Did she do it or was it just not closed???
Oh and when I went to close it, it took 2 guys plus me to close the door....And the guy's who was on the bus also said "yah she was playing with the door..we told her to stop but she didn't listen"..UPTOYOU...Thankz Meighan
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lol @sam ...gosh i sound like a sadist :S *laughs anywaay*
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lmfao.....yah ur telln me!!!
wowwww.Sam sam sam
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yup.....she's messed up i swear
haha sooooo...
That chick is messed up man ! D:
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haha girlie your telling me.....remember keep me updated...with teddy knosville im excited for chapter 2...wheres you been??
Well sheesh! Talk about dang! Loved it though!I think that it was purposefully.
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haha lmao thankz gigglemonster2
Hahaha........it was funny!
I mean honestly! How much liquor can someone contain inside their systems without going nuts?!
And we have the perfect example in Sam!!
LMAO!!
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I think the door wasn't close.....she would have been too drunk to even remember which way to turn the knob/handle, to open the it! :P
Love
~Kritika
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Haha lmfao honey their isn't a knob or a handle so its got linkage its a locking meckanism
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