A Christian youth knocks on a door of a known Atheist.
The Atheist opens the door saying: Hi who are you?
The Christian responds: Im Tarence and I'm with the Catholic church here in town. We are currently in the process of converting non believers into rebust christians in order to promote a better community.
Atheist: Sorry Im not interested
Christian: Sir if you just listen a moment and take a look at this pamphlet.
Atheist: Ok you have 3 minutes go
Christian: We believe that in order to promote a better community it is imperative that non christians convert to Christianity and that Christians should not intermix with non believers in the community.
Atheist: wait your telling me I shouldnt talk with you become Im an Atheist.
Christian: Yes we do this for the safety of our community because of the frightening statistics we have to prove that the inter mixture of believers and non believers cause crime rates and other vices in the community to climb.
Atheist: Im a doctor and Im happily married.
Christian: I understand that sir that is why you should convert to support the cause of a safer community.
Atheist: And if i don't convert what is my fate?
Christian: Banishment from the community and the possible loss of your job.
Atheist: Why don't you take a minute to listen what I believe in.
Christian: Sure sir if it isnt a waste of my time I'd be delighted
Atheist: When you die because you fail to allow me to fix your ailment your body will rot in the ground and be eaten by all sorts of little critters
Christians: Like what types of critters
Atheist: I don't know, slugs termites
Christians: Then what will happen to me?
Atheist: You'll probably be eaten by an atheist
Christian: Come again sir
Atheist: The chicken will eat the termite and I will eat the chicken and you'll be just a large part of my life, now wouldnt you. Isn't that what your trying to avoid? I suggest you become a cop and fight the crime instead of try to change someones personal believes in a failed attempt to stop crime. Good day sir.
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