Chuck Norris

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Status: Finished  |  Genre: Humor  |  House: Booksie Classic
I was in a silly mood

Submitted: June 20, 2008

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He strikes

He smacks

He breaks backs

 

He kicks

He punches

He will steal your lunches

 

His roundhouse kicks

Are lethal as hell

He is allowed to kiss and tell

 

Nobody messes with him

He’ll smack you on the head

He can stare at you until your dead

 

He has an extra fist under his beard

That nobody can see

Obviously he doesn’t drink tea

 

He invented the word fear

He’s not afraid of anything

Not even a scorpion sting

 

Who is he? You may ask

He doesn’t believe in luck

He’s the one and only Chuck

Chuck Norris

 


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