The Story of Fux Chapter 2

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Status: Finished  |  Genre: Humor  |  House: Booksie Classic
This chapter picks up right off after Fux's death in the last chapter. Read what happens to him in heaven and his conflict with god himself. Although, this god might not be what you expect!

Submitted: March 05, 2016

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The story of Fux: Heavenly jugs

When I open my eyes, I’m instantly blinded by the brightest light that I have ever not seen because I’m fucking blind right now. I open my mouth and shout “Whoever is holding that light to my face, you better knock it off or I’ll knock your block off”. Then, I hear a very hot voice saying “Oh, I’m sorry the light of the heavens can be blinding to the sinful”. When I hear that sentence I think to myself “Holy fucking shit! Please don’t be god, please don’t be god.” The light dims to an acceptable level and I can see again, but what I see is certainly not what I expected. Sitting next to me is a blonde bombshell! Wait, let me be more specific, she has lightly tanned skin, with long blonde hair, and those gems on her were at least double D’s. She was wearing a see through silk robe and that was causing a lot of alarms down there. “Did I die and go to bombshell city”. That’s my best pickup line by the way. She responds by saying “Well, you flatter me but that’s only half right”. “Please tell me I’m in bombshell city”. Then she lays it on me and say’s “Nope, unfortunately, you are dead right now”. “Ok, let me process this, I’m dead and there’s a smoking hot chick with huge jugs next to me, care to explain?” Now the bullshit begins and she starts it off “So, I’ll explain slowly so even you can understand Fux, You have died in a very unique matter, you died before I was ready to know what to do with you-“. “Wait, wait, wait, and wait. What do you mean before you were ready to deal with me? I mean who the hell are you in the first place”. “Well, they call me by many names, but you can just call me god”. “God?! Hahahahahaha, oh I must have missed the part where the bible said that god had double D’s”. The hot voice that I had been hearing this whole time turned into a loud terrifying shrill that rattled my spine “DOT NOT MOCK ME FUX”. I instantly stiffened and said “Yes sir!” “Now let me explain myself without being interrupted. I just take the form of whatever you are most comfortable with in your case it was this lustful body”. This question just popped into my mind as she said that “So… You’re not really a hot blonde bombshell”. “I’m am now but in reality I don’t have a physical form”. That truly disappoints me and here I though today would be the day I lose my V-card. One day I thought to myself one day. Well, now I have to ask “So, what the fuck happens now? “ I don’t really know, I was just thinking of leaving you here in limbo until the day you were meant to die”. “Wait, limbo?” Now, that I look around me there is nothing but white everywhere I look, there isn’t a single thing as far as the eye can see. I look at her and say “I think I might die a second time of boredom”. “Don’t worry you are just a spirit now, there is no way that you can die now, you will just stay here until judgment time comes.” She gets up from where she was sitting and starts walking off in the opposite direction. I get up at lighting speed and grab her by the shoulder “Please, don’t go, isn’t there something I can do, I swear I’ll go crazy if you leave me in here”. She turns around with a blank look on her face and say’s “Well, you can plead guilty and just go straight to hell”. As, those words left her lips, my body froze and a terrible wave of fear swept over me and I just started thinking about hell. The place where damned souls go to be tortured for the rest of time. Then, I start thinking that hell would be better than this place and I could always just become a masochist. So, I make up my mind and say “Well, bitch I plead guilty”.  


To be continued


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