Chick Magnet

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My disease called 'chick magnet'

Submitted: March 07, 2013

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Submitted: March 07, 2013



Chick Magnet

I went to the doctor

The results were stagnant

I was diagnosed

With the disease "Chick Magnet"


It brought chicks around

Even from across the sea

They all paid rent

And I got lots of money


I shared it with my parents

I bought them toys

I even donated money

To FFA girls and boys


I found out I had a sister

We lost on vacation

She was looking all nasty

At a BP Gas Station


The family was satisfied

It was just my luck

So I went and got me

A big monster truck


It never got stuck

In a single mud hole

It won best looking monster truck

Three years in a row


Although I had this disease

I think it was a benefit

I live a pretty good life

From this little incident

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