A WALK DOWN SURREAL STREET

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MISUNDERSTANDINGS AND MISHAPS ON MISINTERPRETATION MALL

Submitted: May 05, 2013

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Sat in “Costabucks” drinking  “cafe rancid”

An Italian with new trousers, himself he fancied

I start to take the piss, whilst reading old “Beanos”

Approaches me saying “Don’t a mock a chinos”

 

Next was the pet shop, I’m looking for advice

On feeding wild birds...shopkeeper not nice

In answer to my question “Fat balls” he said

I thought “No need for that you pompous dick-head.”

 

The bakery appeared full of stale and aged bread

“Can I squeeze your doughy baps?” was innocently said

“How dare you” she seethed...I tried to clear the doubt

“Your muffins look past it”...she pointed shouting “Out.”

 

Greengrocer greeted me with a “Gourd morning, squire”

“Have you fluted pumpkin?”, I did enquire.

“No, sir, it’s these trousers, they don’t fit right”

“Butternut squash?”... “Sir, they aren’t that tight!”

 

Appointment at the dentist...my sweat stained his seat

Freeze was applied to the gums around my teeth

Began to feel dizzy, soporific sensation

So this is trance in dental medication!

 

The bang to my window frame caused me some despair

“Alan’s Windows” offered specialist repair

Using Eastern skills he effected transformation

With knowledge of transom dent, Al made it asian!

 

©Garry Croft May 2013

 

 

 


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