Costabucks or Starcocks

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Status: Finished  |  Genre: Humor  |  House: Booksie Classic
Conversation in coffee shop

Submitted: December 06, 2013

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COSTABUCKS OR STARCOCKS

 

I went into Costabucks and was greeted by the logistical caffeine transformation operative(LCTO)

And he said…

LCTO…………………… “Americano?”

ME………………………. “No! I’m from England”

LCTO…………………… “Latte´?”

ME………………………. “No! I’ll have it now if you don’t mind!”

LCTO…………………… “Espresso?”

ME………………………. “Just be as quick as you can!”

LCTO…………………… “Double espresso?”

ME………………………. “That’s quick enough for me, mate”

LCTO…………………… “Flat white?”

ME………………………. “I’ll have a fresh one then!”

LCTO…………………… “Mocha?”

ME………………………. “Look, I’m being serious!”


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