DONT FOLLOW MY LEADER

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ROY HODGSON TRIES TO PICK A PRINCIPLED ENGLAND CAPTAIN

Submitted: October 28, 2012

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DON’T FOLLOW MY LEADER.

Roy Hodgson addressed the men assembled

All doe-eyed and serious like the puppy he resembled

With fear in his eyes, he looked round for a leader

Thinking deep down he was an unlucky bleeder

For having to choose from this motley crew

Was like trying to find meat in a veggie stew

No energy for England,

But stamina for Blingland.

Role models were thin.

Just a Rolls with some models in.

Adultery, drinking, racism and fighting

…That’s just John Terry, the list is frightening

The fans will probably think he's a loony

But he'll have to plump for……Jason Roberts


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