HUNGRY! I COULD EAT A HORSE(updated version)

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HORSE MEAT IN HAM BURGERS

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Submitted: January 17, 2013

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HUNGRY?.... I COULD EAT A HORSE!

A new meat in burgers

Whoever would have thought

Something so healthy!

Would leave people fraught

Something so tasty!

Derives from horse.

Give us tasty burger

With a hint of Shergar

Made of ham

Flavour of Red Rum.

Put horse on the label

Then you know it’s from a stable

But I can’t feel much pity…

You know burgers are shitty.

It’s ok to eat lamb and pigs

Most people don’t give two figs.

So please desist from your braying

When you hear your burger neighing.

STOP PRESS: my eyes must lie

Total equine in a meat pie

Reins on Directors who founded this scam

Saddle and ride ‘em at Cheltenham.

© GARRY CROFT 2013


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HUNGRY! I COULD EAT A HORSE(updated version)

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