HUNGRY?.... I COULD EAT A HORSE!
A new meat in burgers
Whoever would have thought
Something so healthy!
Would leave people fraught
Something so tasty!
Derives from horse.
Give us tasty burger
With a hint of Shergar
Made of ham
Flavour of Red Rum.
Put horse on the label
Then you know it’s from a stable
But I can’t feel much pity…
You know burgers are shitty.
It’s ok to eat lamb and pigs
Most people don’t give two figs.
So please desist from your braying
When you hear your burger neighing.
STOP PRESS: my eyes must lie
Total equine in a meat pie
Reins on Directors who founded this scam
Saddle and ride ‘em at Cheltenham.
© GARRY CROFT 2013
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