JOHNNY TILLOTSON HAS EATEN ALL MY ODES...a brief history of music.

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Submitted: July 22, 2013

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JOHNNY TILLOTSON HAS EATEN ALL MY ODES

A brief look at music history

 

Johnny Tillotson has eaten all of my odes

Despite my undying devotion

He gracefully shat it all over the floor

Truly it was poetry in motion.  JOHNNY TILLOTSON.

 

Otis was to be presented with a new bus by fans

Only one condition to abide by

He must imitate a bell, manager said “Well”

“Just say “ting” on the decker they buy!” OTIS REDDING.

 

When me and Dave formed the “Spiders from Mars”

Organised our verse alphabetically

We ranted over our favourite Queen tunes

Bowie ‘n’ me yen raps ode “E”.  QUEEN.

 

John was on X Factor and was sure he had won

His nearest rival R.E.M. had just been on

Vocalist was flat,  reporter said that

Perhaps “Low sing may rally John”.  REM.

 

Liam was a spoiled brat who spilled some broth

Over-acting said “I’ll not recover”

Faking injury led his sister on holiday to Tweet

Away sis…Sham pain…soup pan over…  OASIS.

 

Luke was a priest and a roofer by trade

Stormed discos in Poland on tour

Headline in the “Sun” the very next day

“Abbot thatcher Luke, God on Gdansk floor”.THE ARCTIC MONKEYS.

 

©Garry Croft July 2013.

 

 

 


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