QUESTIONABLE QUADRUPLETS

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Status: Finished  |  Genre: Humor  |  House: Booksie Classic
4 line verses with humorous intent.

Submitted: October 31, 2013

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Submitted: October 31, 2013

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QUESTIONABLE QUADRUPLETS

 

Went into Scottish café on my own and said “Hi”

“I’d like a cappuccino and a code for the Wi-Fi”

Service was prompt causing humour to be rife

Served a cappuccino and a coke for the wife!######

 

As an illustrator, I booked ideal vacation

Boating and sketching – the perfect combination

Arrived to find people kissing and drooling…

…Ooops I thought holiday was “canoe doodling.”#####

 

Romantically remembering Christmas presents from his youth

My friend would turn nasty…he became uncouth!

For his health these ghosts were proving detrimental

My advice to him - “Stop being so Santa mental!”#####

 

 

Historical drama was to be filmed in Iran

An actor auditioned to be the main man

Director asks “Have you any perversions?”

Actor replied “Are you casting as Persians?”#####

 

The squirrel bakery’s bread had made great gains

Lightly mixed dough complementing chewy grains

Baker was asked secret of this flourishing oasis

Told info was strictly on a “knead to gnaw basis.”#####

 

On holiday in Spain, I was approached by a man

He held something yellow and bruised in his hand

With laughter he brandished, shouting “Come take a view”…

“Bananas notches”…I said “A good night to you.”#####

 

© Garry Croft Oct 2013


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