QUESTIONABLE QUADRUPLETS
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Poem by: garrycroft
QUESTIONABLE QUADRUPLETS
Went into Scottish café on my own and said “Hi”
“I’d like a cappuccino and a code for the Wi-Fi”
Service was prompt causing humour to be rife
Served a cappuccino and a coke for the wife!######
As an illustrator, I booked ideal vacation
Boating and sketching – the perfect combination
Arrived to find people kissing and drooling…
…Ooops I thought holiday was “canoe doodling.”#####
Romantically remembering Christmas presents from his youth
My friend would turn nasty…he became uncouth!
For his health these ghosts were proving detrimental
My advice to him - “Stop being so Santa mental!”#####
Historical drama was to be filmed in Iran
An actor auditioned to be the main man
Director asks “Have you any perversions?”
Actor replied “Are you casting as Persians?”#####
The squirrel bakery’s bread had made great gains
Lightly mixed dough complementing chewy grains
Baker was asked secret of this flourishing oasis
Told info was strictly on a “knead to gnaw basis.”#####
On holiday in Spain, I was approached by a man
He held something yellow and bruised in his hand
With laughter he brandished, shouting “Come take a view”…
“Bananas notches”…I said “A good night to you.”#####
© Garry Croft Oct 2013
© Copyright 2019 garrycroft. All rights reserved.
Comments
Excellent Garry, made me laugh.
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Thanks, Mr Watson, for the confidence booster.
Eh, ha, ha; 'knead to gnaw basis.! Clever and funny; the whole thing was, Garry!
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My gratitude to you, Mike, for responding with positive comments.
Bravo!Excellent!
You have cheered up a very cold,wet day for me.
I really enjoyed these Garry.
There are some gems in these verses.
Dee.
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Dee, I always say it, but...it always cheers me up when you read and comment...thanks a lot.
a couple of lines made me laugh out loud..btw, I watched a few of your YOU TUBE postings, I feel like I know you now...you're very good. I couldn't do it.
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Thanks for communicating and thanks for your positive words...I love praise...haha.
I always picture you doing this out loud now, and I always laugh. Funny stuff!
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Much appreciated, Bob. Anything new from you on the horizon?
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