SEX, WILLIES, BUSTERS AND BUMS

Status: Finished

SEX, WILLIES, BUSTERS AND BUMS

Status: Finished

SEX, WILLIES, BUSTERS AND BUMS

Poem by: garrycroft

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Genre: Humor

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SEXY WOOLY BUM MUFF COMEDY

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sex

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SEXY WOOLY BUM MUFF COMEDY

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Submitted: February 11, 2013

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Submitted: February 11, 2013

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SEX, WILLIES, BUSTERS AND BUMS

A blatant ploy to win “Reads” from a washed out poet (sociological study)

Took off her pyjama bottom

Where’s her breasts?…ah got ‘em

Kiss her neck and sense excitement

Move in close …remove my y-fronts.

Tingling feeling is afflicting my knacks

Men newly let loose from their barracks

Stand to attention, familiar salute

Hopefully she’ll find it an attribute.

Lift the duvet and venture beneath

Movement causes loss of teeth

Surface with static hair that does crinkle

Toothless grin like Rip van Winkle.

She pushes my head between her thighs

Dark down there, like having no eyes

I prod and poke till I find a lump

Rub it a bit , ooh, smell from rump!

Apologise profusely for the heinous smell

Sorry for not doing so well

Idiocy forgiven, she calls me “dear”

Move to kiss, head-butt her ear.

She leers at me, I’ve done things wrong

I didn’t know she was wearing a thong

Thought it was difficult to get any thrust

Now in need of bandage and truss.

Kneel on her arm, it wasn’t intended

Had negative effect on member extended

Nervously giggle - plod on regardless

Pubescent extension is wholly hardless.


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