SUSAN…I NEED A BISCUIT!
PGO TO MY SITE TO WATCH ME PERFORM THIS LIVE(PLEASE!)
Susan is fifty years old today
Look at her and you would say
Don’t look that old, wearing fine
I thought she was only forty nine.
As beautiful bout make-up as with
Telling tales with style and pith
Job is stressful for her - tests her patience
Radiographer - tests her patients!
Marshals her troops – friends and family
Crowding around for communal mammary
The milk of goodness she exudes
Can’t be found in most foods.
Only drawback is the men at home
Sons Matt and Pat and husband Sean
Left alone they fail to inspire
Shirt in fridge and cat in dryer.
Holiday yoga Sue took a position
Fell over loudly- from son a decision
Held her up to finish her fitness
Emission of pong, he did witness.
A character of rock amidst the flock
She always did like a bit of cock…
…Au vin in her greasy pan
I for one have become a fan.
©Garry Croft March 2013
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