TOILET-A TISSUE ISSUE

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Status: Finished  |  Genre: Humor  |  House: Booksie Classic
COMEDY TOILET NO SEX NO SWEARING

Submitted: March 10, 2013

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THE DOOR I ADORE, THEODORE

 

In “Gents” not deterred by detergents

Emergency urge showed emergence

“Phew” after poo I had pooh-poohed

Took issue with tissues not issued.

 

The door, Theodore, out of order

Air dour, at this hour, due to odour

Lacking some luck in looking for lock

Sucks, I’m unstuck… where’s my sock?

 

“Eureka”, excreta did peter with hose on

But cotton on bottom is not what I’m hot on

Braying with blazin’ abrasion that’s brazen

Facing the farce of an arse like a raisin


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