Updated Carols for the Modern Age

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Alcoholly and then I wee. Christmas carols.

Submitted: December 16, 2013

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Submitted: December 16, 2013

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UPDATED CAROLS FOR THE MODERN AGE

 

I’m dreaming of a racially integrated Christmas.

 

While shepherds watched their I-pads by night

 

Once in Royal David’s City ( Then again in the back of a Ford Mondeo in Hindley)

 

Silent Night( Fuck it, give me some more crack! )

 

Burger King Wenceslas looked out

 

Ping-pong merrily on high

 

PORN CAROL -  Come all in ye face full

©Garry Croft Dec 2013.

 


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