A LETTER FROM IGGY TO PIGGY (oh dear 2)

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Fat knights plus Dragons?
Equals fat Dragons
Fat Heroes plus tough Villains?
Equals comedy show.
And two obese hearts put together?
Equals cholesterol.

Submitted: November 09, 2015

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Submitted: November 09, 2015

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A LETTER FROM IGGY TO PIGGY

(oh dear #2)

Oh boy,

Like the softness of gum balls in my mouth

Like the sweet taste of candies on my tongue

Like a wet hot shower dripping down my back

I know our paths were meant to cross.

But,

Jesus. Flipping. Christ!

You are disgusting

Plus

You need to grow up!

Mondays ‘WILL’ come.

Tuesdays ‘WILL’ follow.

Fridays ‘WILL’ take long

And,

Did any one see you put that in my locker?

I hope not.

Cuz I’ll kill you if they did!

So,

Like the sweetness of pork exploding down my throat

Like the soft hugs and gentle kisses I dream of

Like the nice polite table manners a lady would expect from a gentlman

Well,

Our paths did crossed.

Fat knights plus Dragons?

Equals fat Dragons
Fat Heroes plus tough Villains?

Equals comedy show.

And two obessed hearts put together?

Equals quolesterol.

And dude?

If you ever come across any alien who promises you a free ride to any galaxy?

Better run for your life.

Rewrite this in a better way.

Don’t care how.

Sincerely
Iggy

 

P.S: Oh dear, what took you so long! <3 <3 <3


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