National Blue

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I have completed a short joke thing as a monologue of my teacher Mr.Hendrick, i think he'll be very "proud" of me :)

Submitted: May 10, 2010

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Submitted: May 10, 2010

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National Blue Day
I, president McBlue, am proud to announce national blue day. You have all indicated in your 2010 census survey that you have a blue T-Shirt and pants, and I expect to see all Americans dressed this way on National Blue Day. If you just said that you have blue pants and a T-shirt for a free blue lollypop, go get your blue. All profits will go into my pocket. As you know, I’m very self centered and smart, so anyone not wearing blue will be given a fine for $300 and the interest is $100 a day, and like always, all profits go to my pocket. National Blue Day will be on my birthday, this year Friday, May 13th. This is an important plan, not only because you are celebrating me, but with much persuasion, I have agreed to give the government 10% of my profits, which I am expecting to be over a million. This 10% will be used to pay our extreme overload of national debt, and I have made more jobs for more policemen on National Blue Day. They will be collecting money to fund me, and like always, the money goes into my pocket. I hope you all enjoy National Blue day, I know I will!
 
By Gitel Saks


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