I Can't Help Falling In Love With This A$$

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Emily "Skylar" Jackson and Blake Roberts are by no means the perfect happy couple. Emily is smart, unpopular, and bitchy. Blake is lazy, popular, and witty. They hate one another. But Emily is a tutor and that is exactly what Blake needs. A smart girl who can actually be of use to him. In more ways than one.

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Ooh Shiny, Fourth of July

Submitted: May 09, 2010

Emily "Skylar" Jackson and Blake Roberts are by no means the perfect happy couple. Emily is smart, unpopular, and bitchy. Blake is lazy, popular, and witty. They hate one another. But Emily's a tutor and that's exactly what Blake needs. A smart girl who can actually be of use to him. In more ways than one. Read Chapter

Chase's New Odor

Submitted: May 09, 2010

“Guys?” I yell when I arrive at my three-story home. I of course forgot my house key so I was banging on the door and ringing the doo... Read Chapter

Y0u R3@lly N33d T0 G3t L@!d

Submitted: May 10, 2010

“Adam! Get out of the bathroom, I need to piss,” Mark screamed, banging on the fragile bathroom door. One problem that always haunted... Read Chapter

Blakey-Poo vs. Jimmy

Submitted: May 10, 2010

“Sky!” my friend, James, screeched, running the length of the hall just so he could pull me into a hug and twirl me around in the air... Read Chapter

Wild Ride

Submitted: May 11, 2010

Waiting in the Lunch line is just about the worst time in school. Our school doesn’t allow students to leave until 3:15 when school end... Read Chapter

Punch-him-in-the-face-and-puke-your-guts-out-for-touching-him ass

Submitted: May 17, 2010

After school that day, we had to drop James off at the movie (why he couldn’t take his own car is beyond me) and by the time I got to C... Read Chapter

Blakey-poo – 1. Skylar – 0.

Submitted: May 26, 2010

When I finally did get into my tutoring room, Blake had become pissed at me. In fact, he was so angry that the moment I walked in he star... Read Chapter

Stacia would love to lick it all off for you

Submitted: May 30, 2010

“Look,” I said once the laughing died down. “Can you just tell me what you need help in?” “I don’t need help in any of it... Read Chapter

Hick Towns

Submitted: May 31, 2010

Saturday came and once more my entire family was up showering, getting clothes, and running out the door. Only this time we all headed in... Read Chapter

‘Estrogen’s Bitch’

Submitted: June 02, 2010

Really bad writing today for some sad reasong. But it's really funny to try and make up for it. Here you go: - Glissa P.S. Read a... Read Chapter

He is so gay you could taste skittles on his body

Submitted: June 10, 2010

[A/N] Ok, so I had a very bad blonde moment which is the result of this taking so freaking long to pull out of my ass. You see, I had thi... Read Chapter

We Will Never Be Sluts Together

Submitted: June 14, 2010

[A/N] Funny filler chapter, but the next chapter will be the best ever. I have it all planned out. I smile just thinking about it. __... Read Chapter

Go try her. She is free.

Submitted: June 22, 2010

[A/N] Extra long as apology. Sorry for the wait. This wasn't one of my best, but it's at least a good plot thickener. Enjoy! ___... Read Chapter

Starting To Foam At The Mouths

Submitted: June 25, 2010

[A/N] Here is the chapter I had planned. It didnt come out quite like I wanted it. But I think it's a very awkwardly-funny moment that...... Read Chapter

The Nut Job Crack House

Submitted: July 01, 2010

Emergency Assembly Read Chapter

It Just Might Kill Me

Submitted: July 01, 2010

[A/N] Second chapter of the last 24 hours. Woo! :D Be sure to read and comment on chapter 15 if you've yet to do so. This capter come... Read Chapter

Popularites

Submitted: July 13, 2010

[A/N] I"M BACK!!!!! Oh my gosh, you have no idea how amazing Mexico is. Sun tanning, surfing, watching the soccer world cup with... Read Chapter

Chase Isn't Worth It

Submitted: July 13, 2010

[A/N] Okay, so this is pretty amazing. I wrote two chapters in one day. Not usual thing for me so you're welcome. In other news, this is ... Read Chapter

Shove Blake’s ‘Dark Side’ So Far Up His Other ‘Dark Side’

Submitted: July 18, 2010

[A/N] Sorry, took longer than expected but it ended up being longer than expected. So you're welcome and sorry. _____________________... Read Chapter

Gay-dom Dictionary

Submitted: July 21, 2010

The next day we – being all my friends and friends of friends – decided to restart a very old tradition: movie night. To understa... Read Chapter

Real Women Need To Pee

Submitted: July 24, 2010

[A/N] you are all going to both love me or hate me. You're going to hate me because I promised this chapter yesterday. It didn't happen b... Read Chapter

Prejudiced, Redneck City.

Submitted: July 26, 2010

[A/N] This chapter both sucked in the storyline and how I wrote. Definitely not one of my best. Not my worst either though. It also came ... Read Chapter

An Utter Wreck

Submitted: August 13, 2010

[A/N] Okay, so I found out this week that Writer's Block is an actual disease. It's not just an excuse writers give when they don't feel ... Read Chapter

To The Bright Sun And The Sorry Sky

Submitted: August 29, 2010

[A/N] So I have a very good excuse this time. A close friend of mine died last week and I was helping set up her funeral all this week. A... Read Chapter

She Is A Tyrone Addict

Submitted: September 01, 2010

[A/N] This is bringing back the fun of this story. After the emotional chapter 24 I decided to make 25 a fun, drama-filled, but happy cha... Read Chapter

He Started Taking It Up The Ass

Submitted: September 10, 2010

[A/N] Only a few more chapters until the big climatic kiss. And then only 10 chapters after that. Sigh. Stories. They grow up so fast. ... Read Chapter

I Will Not Dote Forever, You Asshole

Submitted: October 13, 2010

[A/N] So this is possibly the longest I've gone without writing. It's been - what? - a month! Crazy. But here is my chapter for all of yo... Read Chapter

Adam the Loving, Extremely Gay, Older Twin You Have Always Wanted

Submitted: October 24, 2010

So talking to Blake had to be the most humiliatingly horrible experience of my life; but there was still one more to go! I still had to m... Read Chapter

I Will Show You My Cock Tailed Dress

Submitted: November 29, 2010

[A/N] I'm going to skip the excuses, okay?They're not that good, anyways. So, a couple of things to say, and do try to not fall asleep du... Read Chapter

The Brother Maul-Pack

Submitted: December 23, 2010

The Lunch routine continued for Thursday and Friday until everyone became quasi-comfortable with it. There was still that unsure feeling ... Read Chapter

Live Under A Rock – A Manly Rock

Submitted: December 25, 2010

Emily "Skylar" Jackson and Blake Roberts are by no means the perfect happy couple. Emily is smart, unpopular, and bitchy. Blake is lazy, popular, and witty. They hate one another. But Emily's a tutor and that's exactly what Blake needs. A smart girl who can actually be of use to him. In more ways than one. Read Chapter

Note to self: Virginity – Important Shit.

Submitted: December 28, 2010

Emily "Skylar" Jackson and Blake Roberts are by no means the perfect happy couple. Emily is smart, unpopular, and bitchy. Blake is lazy, popular, and witty. They hate one another. But Emily's a tutor and that's exactly what Blake needs. A smart girl who can actually be of use to him. In more ways than one. Read Chapter

Va-Jay-Jay

Submitted: July 03, 2011

After the fighting incident with Adam and Mark and the bathroom incident with Blake on Monday, Tuesday came as a very unpleasant surprise... Read Chapter

It Is On Like Donkey Kong

Submitted: July 07, 2011

Do you know those movie scenes where there is a big war just about to start and the leaders of both sides decide to meet up just before t... Read Chapter

Proud As Peacocks

Submitted: July 20, 2011

Hey guys. I have a few short things to explain. My computer is back up and running (thank god!) and this is the last chapter I needed off... Read Chapter