Awesome Story

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Status: Finished  |  Genre: Action and Adventure  |  House: Booksie Classic
Unbelievably awesome story, a must read for everyone, everywhere. Let me know if you're hungry for more of such epicosity.

Submitted: August 16, 2012

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  There were two onion rings just sitting there. One of the onion rings, called bob told the other onion ring, called johny: Im bored of being a circle, I wanna be a square. So johny said that there’s a scientist at the north pole who can alter shapes of objects. So they went there and greeted him, but they noticed a picture of the scientist and the donkey. They asked him what it was about, and the flashback started. It starts out with the scientist and his donkey walking around in the fields, when a toilet popped out of the ground, and from it came two rubber duckies and a sheep. One of the rubber duckies was called homie, and the other remy. The sheep was called sheep. The two rubber duckies decided to open up a factory making clothes out of sheep’s cotton. The industry flourished and overtook the world, and the entire world was engulfed in clothing. Then a burger came out of the sky with the magical power to bring all of those clothings to life, and when that happened the clothings emmited an aura that spawned pencils and erasers into the world. These pencils and erasers had the ability to dig out oil from the ground and produce oil refineries. This oil in time came to the surface, and turned the scientist’s donkey into a monster whose powers are beyond imagining. The scientist then spent his whole life looking for a cure to the donkey. He decided to make a milkshake made out of rocks and boats to be able to remove the curse from the land, but he discovered that he also needed laptops and couches to be thrown at the clothing to be able to stop them from making more oil. Then out of nowhere a dinosaur with boxers came into the scene and destroyed everything, and turned everything into a pair of socks, except for the scientist and the monster. He offered the socks to the scientist and said, ‘ this is the cure for your donkey’. The scientist used it, but the donkey just turned into toilet paper. And from then on, the scientist used the toilet paper to cry, because he had no idea what the hell was going on for the past few hours. All of these random events turned the scientist into a vegetable whose origins are unknown. But he the used the socks the dinosaurs gave him, and luckily he became himself again, except there was a giant giraffe hovering ten feet off the ground next to him. So he decided then to walk home, as the giraffe exploded into a million tiny pieces. 


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