Love Poem From A Nerd

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Status: Finished  |  Genre: Other  |  House: Booksie Classic

Do you ever wonder what a nerd would write in a love poem? probably something like this... (please excuse all of the bad puns)


*Finally edited the centimeter/inches mistake I made in this poem, thanks for letting me know. -4/22/2012

Like two foci of an elliptical
Your eyes entice me
Cause my cardiac muscles
To palpitate
As I estimate the distance
Between us

I’ve arrived
At the conclusion
That you’re sitting
Approximately 5 feet and 11 inches
Away from me
7 and one half millimeters closer
Than yesterday

As you sit there
And I calculate your potential energy
I find myself wishing
That I could change
Y= mx + b
Into y = Unext2me
You are my complementary angle

I long to whisper
That Newton’s laws
Were created just for you
Of course that’s not true
But logic doesn’t matter anymore
Because my feelings for you are growing exponentially

Like radiation, you penetrate through my skin
You watched my veins branch like fractals
While I reached for the pencil that you dropped
You listened to the logarithm my heart produced
At a near inaudible frequency
As I returned the pencil
To it’s rightful owner

Like absolute zero
All molecules within me halted
In that moment
Your centripetal force sent me spinning
And though they say opposites attract
You didn’t even utter a thank you

It figures
Seeing as the probability of you noticing me
Is exactly 1 in 10,032
But I long
To cosine my name on a love note
Addressed to you

You are the Pascal behind my triangle
And you can count on the fact

that I’ll calc-u-later


Submitted: December 17, 2008

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Jamie Rambo

Very well written and you had me hooked from the beginning to the end. Thank you for the read indeed.

I am looking forward to seeing something further from you in the future.

If you have time, please visit my newest entry and let me know what you think. Thanks ^^

Wed, December 17th, 2008 4:16pm

lunaperra

I got a thing for nerds... love this poem, i actually think it's cool!

Sat, February 14th, 2009 11:45am

Lydia LaMent

Oh this is superb! I just LOVED the "Y = mx + b / Into y = Unext2me" and, well, just everything about it.. I love that you captured the passion that exudes from a scientific mind, not always the easiest of tasks!

Fri, October 9th, 2009 4:47pm

Jesyka

That was the most adorable poem I have ever read!!!

Ohhhh, I wanna fall in love with a nerd!!!

Sun, November 1st, 2009 4:38pm

WrittenHope

This is completely and fully awesome. You had me hooked from the first secentance, and the ending (Calc-u-later; Love it!) had me laughing out loud. Believable, and the words flowed together great.
All in all, one of the best poems I've read on here in a long time.
~HopeXP

Sun, November 1st, 2009 5:34pm

telltalelove

that was amazing. Well done, I never would have thought it could be done so well!! Very cute and I loved it so much! It was awesome.

Sun, November 1st, 2009 6:00pm

summerlover

This was so good and funny :) Nerds probably won't write it like this, I'm guessing, but either way, I loved it :D Keep up the good work.

Sun, November 1st, 2009 6:39pm

Dancerjs

congrats on getting featured!!

Sun, November 1st, 2009 9:00pm

Elliott

nice, this is great, finally some decent poetry to read

Mon, November 2nd, 2009 1:59am

Splendins

funny little poem and great to read, thanks for the moment of entertainment :)

Mon, November 2nd, 2009 4:18pm

NessieBlack

very cute!!!
I loved this!
very well written, though some of the science stuff passed above my head, I got most of it...I'll ask my friends to read this...
cool, keep it up!!

\m/

Mon, November 2nd, 2009 7:49pm

NessieBlack

and congrats for getting featured!!

Mon, November 2nd, 2009 7:52pm

personwhowantstofeel

awwwww this was such a cute poem!! nerd love!?

Mon, November 2nd, 2009 8:45pm

eglrumor13

this is soooooo c-u-t-e!!
very nerdy. sounds like something my friend would say to his girlfriend. lol ;)

Mon, November 2nd, 2009 11:12pm

loveandmusic

Haha, I love it. Especially the end, calc-u-later. There were some big words in there that I couldn't under stand but I shall look them up and then I will learn new words. This poem is educational. And awesome. I'm gonna show it to meh friends.

Mon, November 2nd, 2009 11:12pm

ThepureLight7

I wish I had thought of this and written it for someone, 'cause right now I'm more singular than a square matrix that is not invertible.

Tue, November 3rd, 2009 1:59am

storyofmylife

this is so cute. =] if someone wrote this for me i'd probably cry.

Tue, November 3rd, 2009 3:28am

bimbobunny

aww, i actually found it really romantic. especially if a guy whispered Newton's Laws were made for me. like thats just soooooooo incredibley cute!

Tue, November 3rd, 2009 5:37am

Christina01

we are learning all that in freshman geometry and physical science XD

Tue, November 3rd, 2009 6:35am

gogetenks8

Thanks for all the comments everyone! I'm glad you all like my poem. XD

Wed, November 4th, 2009 2:43pm

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