A Llama's Story

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Status: Finished  |  Genre: Humor  |  House: Booksie Classic
One summer we had to treat the wound of an injured llama at the zoo I worked for...here's the story from his point of view; the goat was a pen-mate; "huh huh" is the sound us humans can actually hear :).

Submitted: May 11, 2009

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Oh, what a beautiful day!  Mmmmm...good grass.  Thank you, Annie.  Here, a kiss.  Huh, sorry 'bout that, just a l'il wet.  Huh, huh.  Ow.  Damn pain in the butt again - I've had it since last night.  Eee, ow...I think I'll just ease myself down here and rest a bit.  Hey, Annie, what's happenin'?  You look kinda worried...did Jed let Bambi out again?  Huh huh.  That was a joke and a half - he left the latch open on the l'il babe's cage and she took off on him - sure gave him a good chase.  Hey, yah want some grass, buddy?  Here, have it all, I don't feel like any more.  I'll just rest a l'il while - the rump's getting kinda stiff and sore, ya know.  Hey, leave it alone - get your nose outta there, you stupid ol' goat.  Ow!!  Okay, sorry - you're not stupid - ahh! - not old - owwww - just leave me be...

Hey, grain at noon!  Wow!  Hi, Annie....oh, and Jed!  Whatever got you outta your precious bean field?  Well, maybe Annie's a looker, but ain't she usually helpin' you out there anyway?  Here, gimme that grain!  Get outta here - it's mine!  Ow!  Ok, fine, it's yours, you bully.  Uffgh - ow - watcha doin', Annie?  Get your hands off my rump.  Whoa, Jed, I know you love me, but I'm not that type of dude - ow - that hurt - pffftuik!!  Yeah, sure, hog the grain - at least leave some for me so's I can eat later.  Come on, Annie, tell him that it's my grain - oww, that hurt!!  Hey, watcha all gangin' up on ME for???  Let me lie down!  There...MUST you still insist on hangin' around my neck, Jed?  I mean, the saliva level's beginning to run low - how many spits does it take?  Pffftui!!  Ha - bull's eye!!!!  What do ya say to that, Jed?  Huh huh.  Oh oh, that looks like one of those pricky things that makes you feel really funny...uff...huh huh huh....hey, pal you should see this - it's outta this world...

Uuuughhh....that was one hell of a trip, boy...hey, watcha laughing at?  What is this thing, anyway?  Where'd Annie and Jed....hey, we have visitors.  Oh, no, don't tell me all of the visitors in the last few ministes saw me zonked out like that...what?  Last few days???  No way...I don't believe you.  Aww, that's lousy.  This stupid thing wrapped around me doesn't help much either.  What'd they call it, pal?  A bandage?  Well, I'm not as sore anyway's.  Hi, how's it goin'?  Aren't you a l'il cutey...hey, don't even think about touching my bandage - that's private property.  The grain you got there would be nice, though...aw, don't give it to that idiot of a goat - he's been hogging it for the last two days.  Hey, Annie, I feel a whole lot better...pass it on to Jed for me, will ya?  Better yet, give him a nice kiss for me - I'm feelin' generous.  Yeah, I'm feelin' much better...yeah, much better.  Sometimes you'd think they're deaf or something, the way they say the same thing over and over.  Yahoo - food!  Mmmmmm, haven't tasted grass this good in ages.  Don't even think about it pal...I mean it...pffftui!  Now leave me alone.  Mmmmm.


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