Bafoonery: I'm not the daddy!

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Status: Finished  |  Genre: Humor  |  House: Booksie Classic


You are....the father?

Submitted: January 01, 2018

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COLD OPEN

INT. LIVING-ROOM/DAY

FADE IN: A man sits patiently on the edge of the couch. Hands interlocked, supporting his chin, leg shakes with anticipation. 

He checks the time on his phone while looking off in the distance, clearly waiting for something.

Moments later, a beautiful woman staggers down the hallway, peering down at something in her hands. 

The woman comes around the corner, still looking down. The man jumps to his feet when he see's her.

The woman slowly lifts her head, her expression is withdrawn as she makes eye contact with the man.

At this point the man is shaking.

MAN

Well?

The woman lowers her head again.

WOMAN

(LOOKS UP QUICKLY) I'm not pregnant.

The man lowers his head almost in shame. The woman seems empathetic.

Suddenly the guy jumps up and proceeds to do an NFL like celebration or even worse a celebration like a guy on Maury Povich. Screaming offensive words while gesturing inappropriate movements.

WOMAN

I was kidding.

He comes down off his excitement.

The man does a whole 360 personality change and is now acting excited and supportive.

THE END


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